This is the 1962 script a Disneyland host or hostess would have memorized in order to conduct paid (and, I presume, VIP) guided tours around the park. Lots of cool information about extinct or semi-extinct (the Treehouse) attractions.
Why not take this with you on your next visit to the park and treat your friends and family to a good ol' retro Disneyland experience? Riding crop not required.
